Todd Page

@_thp

Critics of Todd Page have given him the following glowing reviews: "Normally mustaches are super creepy, but yours isn't super creepy. It kinda works." "If you were a dad, you?d be one of those really embarrassing dads. You would be great at that." "Please stop calling me!! What is that crinkling? Are you sobbing and eating potato chips? Todd, delete my number!" Todd thinks about the Harold more than he thinks about most relatives, and aspires to have a corgi named Walter